{"id":213,"date":"2022-10-16T11:57:37","date_gmt":"2022-10-16T11:57:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/example.com\/?p=205"},"modified":"2022-10-16T11:57:37","modified_gmt":"2022-10-16T11:57:37","slug":"205-chuck-norris-christmas-jokes-2023-cool-top-most-popular-famous","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/w2.geleleger.nl\/rfkvu-205-chuck-norris-christmas-jokes-2023-cool-top-most-popular-famous-pswak\/","title":{"rendered":"Chuck Norris Christmas Jokes 2023 Cool Top Most Popular Famous"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"387480d42754320bb6f0e83bf7886d44\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\">\r\n\tatOptions = {\r\n\t\t'key' : '4a1f1119f949a4af74d56b8a3af8b867',\r\n\t\t'format' : 'iframe',\r\n\t\t'height' : 250,\r\n\t\t'width' : 300,\r\n\t\t'params' : {}\r\n\t};\r\n\tdocument.write('<scr' + 'ipt type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"http' + (location.protocol === 'https:' ? 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Ozzy Osbourne once bit the head off a bat.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><figure> \t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/piximus.net\/media2\/51367\/chuck-norris-jokes-7.jpg\" alt=\"Chuck Norris Jokes | Others\" style=\"width: 100%; padding: 5px; background-color: grey;\"><figcaption>Chuck Norris Jokes | Others (Duane Rodgers)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p> \t \t<strong>Chuck Norris Christmas Jokes 2023<\/strong>. <strong>Chuck Norris is not only recognized as a martial arts icon and action movie superstar, but he has also become an iconic source of amusement on the internet. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Santa Similar jokes See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris Similar jokes See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes. The place to come for the best jokes from Chuck Norris The bear isn&#39;t dead. The action star practically has a second career inspiring memes and jokes, thanks.<\/strong> Chuck Norris Christmas Jokes 2023. <\/p>\n<h3>Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.<\/h3>\n<p>Most of the jokes mostly describe Chuck norris as a hyper-masculine person with superhuman powers.<\/p>\n<div style=\"display: grid;grid-template-columns: auto auto auto; background: #eee; \">\n<div style=\"padding: 1em;\"> \t\t        <a href=\"https:\/\/i.pinimg.com\/236x\/2f\/51\/6c\/2f516c7ca067a20d68a725b510a2886f--lunch-notes-sits.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i.pinimg.com\/236x\/2f\/51\/6c\/2f516c7ca067a20d68a725b510a2886f--lunch-notes-sits.jpg\" onerror=\"this.onerror=null;this.src='https:\/\/tse2.mm.bing.net\/th?id=OIP.dwL2sE0TPjdan2_aRsCKGAAAAA&amp;pid=Api';\" style=\"width:100%;margin-top: 8px;vertical-align: middle;\"><\/a> \t\t        <\/p>\n<p>12\/4\/12 &#8211; Tis the season for silly reindeer jokes. | Lunch Notes &#8230;<\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<div style=\"padding: 1em;\"> \t\t        <a href=\"https:\/\/klyker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/chuck-norris-jokes-8.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/klyker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/chuck-norris-jokes-8.jpg\" onerror=\"this.onerror=null;this.src='https:\/\/tse3.mm.bing.net\/th?id=OIP.UtGaTKN-KQaKF5VDQdufVwHaFL&amp;pid=Api';\" style=\"width:100%;margin-top: 8px;vertical-align: middle;\"><\/a> \t\t        <\/p>\n<p>chuck-norris-jokes (8)<\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<div style=\"padding: 1em;\"> \t\t        <a href=\"https:\/\/i.pinimg.com\/236x\/94\/aa\/ba\/94aaba1c362a702b2046a1a7c57fd540--chuck-norris-sayings-best-chuck-norris-jokes.jpg?nii=t\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i.pinimg.com\/236x\/94\/aa\/ba\/94aaba1c362a702b2046a1a7c57fd540--chuck-norris-sayings-best-chuck-norris-jokes.jpg?nii=t\" onerror=\"this.onerror=null;this.src='https:\/\/tse2.mm.bing.net\/th?id=OIP.FDd3my_eRDeDn7yreE1nOwAAAA&amp;pid=Api';\" style=\"width:100%;margin-top: 8px;vertical-align: middle;\"><\/a> \t\t        <\/p>\n<p>Saturday Meme of the day! | Funny merry christmas memes, Chuck norris &#8230;<\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<div style=\"display: grid;grid-template-columns: auto auto auto; background: #eee; \">\n<div style=\"padding: 1em;\"> \t\t        <a href=\"https:\/\/i.pinimg.com\/originals\/d0\/5b\/57\/d05b57305b585cb2fb9eb3292ab35112.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i.pinimg.com\/originals\/d0\/5b\/57\/d05b57305b585cb2fb9eb3292ab35112.jpg\" onerror=\"this.onerror=null;this.src='https:\/\/tse4.mm.bing.net\/th?id=OIP.Hm4B_fmQT694d4js-47nxQAAAA&amp;pid=Api';\" style=\"width:100%;margin-top: 8px;vertical-align: middle;\"><\/a> \t\t        <\/p>\n<p>Chatter Busy: Chuck Norris Christmas Jokes | Chuck norris facts, Chuck &#8230;<\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<div style=\"padding: 1em;\"> \t\t        <a href=\"https:\/\/i.pinimg.com\/originals\/5f\/d4\/b3\/5fd4b357edf08cf62d82f613d3069b29.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i.pinimg.com\/originals\/5f\/d4\/b3\/5fd4b357edf08cf62d82f613d3069b29.jpg\" onerror=\"this.onerror=null;this.src='https:\/\/tse4.mm.bing.net\/th?id=OIP.-_ZGqFCgmO4rStXVG0AtOAHaHa&amp;pid=Api';\" style=\"width:100%;margin-top: 8px;vertical-align: middle;\"><\/a> \t\t        <\/p>\n<p>Happy Birthday to the one and only.. 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